• Home
  • About
  • Artists
    • 20/20
    • Arthur Alexander
    • The Armoires
    • The Bablers
    • Big Stir Records Halloween
    • Nelson Bragg
    • The Brothers Steve
    • Dolph Chaney
    • Chris Church
    • The Condors
    • The Corner Laughers
    • Crossword Smiles
    • The Cyrkle
    • The Flashcubes
    • Lannie Flowers (SpyderPop Records)
    • The Forty Nineteens
    • The GENERATION BLUE Project
    • The Gold Needles
    • The Greenberry Woods
    • The Half-Cubes
    • Hungrytown
    • In Deed
    • The Incurables
    • The Jack Rubies
    • Blake Jones & The Trike Shop
    • The Legal Matters
    • Librarians With Hickeys
    • Maple Mars
    • Richard Öhrn
    • Graham Parker
    • Leslie Pereira & the Lazy Heroes
    • Plasticsoul
    • Popsicko
    • Shplang
    • Michael Simmons
    • Sorrows
    • Sparkle*Jets U.K.
    • The Speed Of Sound
    • Splitsville
    • The Spongetones
    • Spygenius
    • The Stan Laurels
    • Steve Stoeckel
    • Strawberry Alarm Clock
    • Walker Brigade
    • Danny Wilkerson (SpyderPop Records)
    • Wormstew
  • Store
  • SpyderPop Records
  • Literature & Apparel
  • Bargain $8 Vinyl / $4 CDs
  • Compilations
  • Contact

  • Home
  • About
  • Artists
    • 20/20
    • Arthur Alexander
    • The Armoires
    • The Bablers
    • Big Stir Records Halloween
    • Nelson Bragg
    • The Brothers Steve
    • Dolph Chaney
    • Chris Church
    • The Condors
    • The Corner Laughers
    • Crossword Smiles
    • The Cyrkle
    • The Flashcubes
    • Lannie Flowers (SpyderPop Records)
    • The Forty Nineteens
    • The GENERATION BLUE Project
    • The Gold Needles
    • The Greenberry Woods
    • The Half-Cubes
    • Hungrytown
    • In Deed
    • The Incurables
    • The Jack Rubies
    • Blake Jones & The Trike Shop
    • The Legal Matters
    • Librarians With Hickeys
    • Maple Mars
    • Richard Öhrn
    • Graham Parker
    • Leslie Pereira & the Lazy Heroes
    • Plasticsoul
    • Popsicko
    • Shplang
    • Michael Simmons
    • Sorrows
    • Sparkle*Jets U.K.
    • The Speed Of Sound
    • Splitsville
    • The Spongetones
    • Spygenius
    • The Stan Laurels
    • Steve Stoeckel
    • Strawberry Alarm Clock
    • Walker Brigade
    • Danny Wilkerson (SpyderPop Records)
    • Wormstew
  • Store
  • SpyderPop Records
  • Literature & Apparel
  • Bargain $8 Vinyl / $4 CDs
  • Compilations
  • Contact
0:00/???
  1. You Oughta Be Cut In Half

From the recording Octoberland

Share
You Oughta Be Cut In Half
by The Armoires

Share link

QZSUA2100646

Lyrics

Oh wey, oh oh my my my
Oh my my, my soul
Oh wey, oh oh my my my
So you can be whole

You oughta be cut in half
You gotta find new legs to stand on
The wobbly ones that you got don't serve you
And neither do half your beliefs
You got some strange protection
You got more friends than you ever planned on
But you got spiritual gangrene in you, and
It's creeping up from both of your feet

Discard the part
That's holding you down
The stems that keep you anchored to the ground
You might just find what you're looking for, so
Try living life as a levitating torso

Oh wey, oh oh my my my
Oh my my, my soul
Oh wey, oh oh my my my
So you can be whole

You got a pencil mustache
You got a razor thin margin of error
You've been thinking that you just might skate by
But both your knees are giving out
You got some people who trust you
You're even seen as a standard-bearer
But all too often your legs betray you
They weren't built for getting about

Discard the part
That's holding you down
The stems that keep you anchored to the ground
You might just find what you're looking for, so
Try living life as a levitating torso
(Even more so)

You got the Eye of Horus
You know the words to the Pledge of Allegiance
But you got sciatic nerve pain shooting down the
Inside of both of your thighs
You oughta be cut in half
Before the aches in your lower regions
Start inching their way upwards until they're
The only things left in your eyes

Discard the part
That's holding you down
The stems that keep you anchored to the ground
You might just find what you're looking for, so
Try living life as a levitating torso

Oh wey, oh oh my my my
Oh my my, my soul
Oh wey, oh oh my my my
So you can be whole

Oh oh oh, my my my
Oh oh oh, my friend
Oh oh oh my my my
You oughta be cut in half
So you can be whole

BIG STIR RECORDS

Burbank, CA / Distributed Worldwide

Copyright © 2025 Big Stir Records
All Rights Reserved.
Design © Big Stir Records

Some images ©

  • Log out